Quest for Camelot

Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall. Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time] Devon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator. Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on! Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him. Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled] How can you be so cold-blooded?! Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out] Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [he squeezes Cornwall'

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Kayley: Come on. [While Sir Lionel is helping Lady Juliana getting off her horse.] Father! [As she jumps into her father's arms, they roll down onto a sandy beach.] Father, do you really have to go? Sir Lionel: I’m afraid I must, Kayley. You know the King’s Knights will be here soon. Kayley: Tell me again, why you became a knight. Lady Juliana: Kayley, you’ve heard it a thousand times! Sir Lionel: Oh, but it’s fine dear. Well, my daughter, before you were born, the land was dark and treacherous. [draws three circles in the sand with his finger] The people stood divided, brother fighting brother. [We go to a flashback, where at three stone pillars holding the magic sword, Excalibur.] The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Excalibur; for it was said, that only the true king could pull the magical sword from its stone, and unite the people. Many tried; all failed. [Everybody tries to pull out Excalibur, but to no avail, gave up] Then, on the very day you were born, [A youn

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King Arthur: In the 10 years since Sir Lionel's death, equality and freedom have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams- [Ruber's Griffin crashes into the tower roof] Knight 4: It's a Griffin. [The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly, but The Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, breaking a piece of the chair, and biting King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flies up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at The Griffin] Knight 5: It's taken Excalibur! Knight 6: Arthur is wounded! King Arthur: Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!

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Ruber: Knock Knock! Lady Juliana: Who-who are you? [Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps] Ruber! Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single. Lady Juliana: [She slaps his hand] Impertinent pig! Ruber: Is that a No? Lady Juliana: I demand that you leave immediately! Ruber: So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you. Lady Juliana: What do you want? Ruber: Camelot.

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Ruber: My faithful pet. How was the flight? Panic sweeps across the land. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: My plan is perfect. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable. Griffin: Precisely. Ruber: Now, Excalibur is mine. Griffin: [grunts] Here's where we enter a gray area. Hmm. Ruber: Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?! Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon. Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon? Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings. Ruber: [softly] Silver wings? [sarcastically] Ooh, scary. [Yelling as he grabs The Griffin by the ear] You stupid animal! Where is the sword now? Griffin: In a place of untold danger. Ruber: The Forbidden Forest. Griffin: Precisely, Master. Ruber: [runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head and speaks softly] Have I told you today how magnificently and totally... worthless you are?! [He pulls off the Griffin's eyebrow, making him screech] Excalibur is t

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Bladebeak: Hey. We're not going in there, are we? Minion: Chicken. Bladebeak: But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!

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