Alice in Wonderland

Helen Kingsleigh: [feeling Alice's stomach] Where is your corset? [checking Alice's legs] And no stockings. Alice: I'm against them. Helen Kingsleigh: But you are not properly dressed. Alice: Who's to say what's proper? What if it were agreed that "proper" meant wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it? Helen Kingsleigh: [sternly] Alice. Alice: To me a corset is like a codfish.

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Lady Ascot: Do you know what I've always dreaded? Alice: [casually] The decline of the aristocracy? Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely. You're bound to produce little...Imbeciles! [notices that the gardeners have planted the wrong color roses] The gardeners have planted white roses when I specifically asked for red. Alice: You could always paint the roses red. Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say.

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Absolem: Who are you? Alice: Absolem? Absolem: You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?

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Iracebeth: [crouches down to a frog servant's height; whispering] Did you steal my tarts? Frog Servant: No, Your Majesty. Iracebeth: [wipes a splotch of juice from the corner of his mouth with her finger and tastes it; whispers] Squimberry juice. Frog Servant: I was so hungry! I didn't mean to! Iracebeth: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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Chessur: It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws. [purrs] Alice: But I'm still dreaming. Chessur: What did that to you? Alice: Bander who...the bander... Chessur: The Bandersnatch? Well, I'd better have a look. Alice: What are you doing? Chessur: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills or it will fester and putrefy. Alice: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up. Chessur: At least let me bind it for you. [wraps up her wounds] What do you call yourself? Alice: Alice. Chessur: The Alice? Alice: There's been some debate about that. Chessur: I never get involved in politics.

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Chessur: What's happened to you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party. You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend. Alice: Futter what? Thackery: Futterwacken! Mally: It's a dance. Hatter: On the Frabjous Day, when the White Queen once again wears the crown, on that day, I shall Futterwacken...victoriously.

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