Descendants

Once upon a time, long, long ago. Well, more like 20 years ago. Belle married her Beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so, instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks, basically all the really interesting people and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost with a magical barrier to keep them there. This is my hood. No magic. No Wi-Fi. No way out. Or so I thought. Hang on, you're about to meet us. But first this happened.

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Man: Sleeve. Head. Beast: How is it possible that you're going to be crowned king next month? You're just a baby. Belle: He's turning 16, dear. Ben: Hey, Pops. Beast: 16? That's far too young to be crowned king. I didn't make a good decision until I was at least 42. Belle: Uh, you decided to marry me at 28. Beast: Ah, it was either you or a teapot. [He winks at Ben, who laughs, but Belle scoffs] Kidding. Ben: Mom, Dad-- Man: Ah! Mm-mmm! Ben: I've chosen my first official proclamation. I've decided that the children on the Isle of the Lost be given a chance, to live here in Auradon. Belle: (squeaks) Ben: Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned. Beast: The children of our sworn enemies, living among us? Beast: Have you? Belle: I gave you a second chance. Who are their parents? Ben: Cruella de Vil, Jafar, Evil Queen, and Maleficent. Man: Ah! Oh, oh. Beast: Maleficent! She is the worst villain in the land! Ben: Dad, just hear me out here. Beast: I won't hear

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Maleficent: You will go. You will find fairy godmother and you will bring me back her magic wand. Easy peasy. Mal: What's in it for us? Maleficent: Matching thrones. Hers-and-hers crowns. Calos: Um, I think she meant us. (Points at himself, Mal, Evie and Jay.)

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Carlos: Ow! You got everything else! Why do you want whatever this is?! Jay: Coz you want it!

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Audrey: I totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff. Oh, my mom's Aurora. Sleeping... Mal: Beauty. Yeah, I've heard the name, you know, and I totally do not blame your grandparents for inviting everyone in the whole world... but my mother to their stupid christening.

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Jay: (smirking) That's your mother's spinning wheel? Carlos: Yeah, it's kinda dorky. Mal: It's magic. It doesn't have to look scary.

Descendants (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0