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If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.

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Marcy: It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand? Linda: Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work? Marcy: I think you're joking, but if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.

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George: All these people live here. This is a commune. Seth: We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.

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Rick: Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr. Marissa: Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable. Rick: Oh, everybody knows what I mean.

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Karen: I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us. Linda: What? Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?

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Wayne: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist. George: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier. Wayne: Touche.

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Eva: I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up. Linda: Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte. Seth: You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove... Linda: Wow, you know so much about technology.

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Linda: So what do you do when it rains? Seth: I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.

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Seth: If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death. George: Man, not a fan of death. Almond: [very, very pregnant] People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...

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Eva: Hey George. George: Hey Eva. I didn't see you there. Eva: You look sad. George: Well... Eva: Everything that's been happening in your life recently, the fact that you're walking on two feet at all, I mean, it's amazing. Seriously, George. George: I've been walking on two feet for most of my adult life. Eva: Oh George, I like you. George: I like you too Eva. Eva: We should make love sometime.

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George: What happened? Rodney: I took our car over to town, came back around the back road and boom -- cut to: in the pond. George: What exactly happened? Rodney: I took our car to town, came back, boom, cut to: in the pond. George: No don't cut to in the pond, don't cut! Rodney: I'm with you man.

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Kathy: A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors. Karen: Amen. Kathy: My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.

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George: [Talking to himself in a mirror] This was your idea, George. It's a good idea, right? It's a good idea. Monogamy is sexual slavery. She got an exquisite pussy. Well, how 'bout my exquisite erection? Huh? Eva, what do you think? Do you like my exquisite erection? Do you like my erection selection? What do you think, Eva? Yeah? You gon' take it? You gon' take that dick? You gon' take that dick? I'm gon' pop off a piece of my dick! Oh, yeah, I'm fixins to fuck ya. I'm gon' fuck ya. I'm gon' get it all up in yo vag. Get it up in yo vag with my dick... with my dick! Gonna put it in with my dick! I gon' puts my dick in. I GON' PUTS MY DICK IN! Rodney: 'Sup, man. You alright? George: Hey, man. What's up?

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Linda: Oh it's you. Seth: Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating. Linda: I thought someone was getting ax murdered. Seth: The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.