Wanderlust

If I wanted my face covered in lies, I'd still be in porn.

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Marcy: It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand? Linda: Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work? Marcy: I think you're joking, but if you could do that, that would be very interesting for us.

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

George: All these people live here. This is a commune. Seth: We prefer 'intentional community.' We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Rick: Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr. Marissa: Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable. Rick: Oh, everybody knows what I mean.

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Karen: I can't believe you're going to sit here and puke your lies all over us. Linda: What? Karen: If I wanted my face covered in lies, I would still be in porn, right?

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wayne: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist. George: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier. Wayne: Touche.

Wanderlust (2012 film), CC BY-SA 4.0