Drake & Josh, season 3

Megan: What? Drake: [singing] We're gonna be the boss of you Josh: [singing] And you have to do-oo what we say Drake: [singing] Ha ha! Josh: [singing] Ha-ha ha haa! Megan: Okay, you, can't sing. You're a moron. And what are you talking about anyway? Drake: We're talking about the fact that Mom and Dad are gonna be out of town all weekend. Josh: Which means we are in charge of the house. Drake: The refrigerator. Josh: The TV set. Drake: And, the you. Megan: Oh, you guys think you're going to be in charge? Josh: Yeah, we are. Drake: In fact, I've decided to change the channel. [changes the channel on TV] Megan: I was watching something. Josh: Um. Were. Drake: Yeah, good one. [he and Josh fist pump] Megan: [stands up] GIVE ME THE REMOTE. Drake: [stands up] I don't think so, Megan. In fact, why don't you just run up to your- [Megan flips him over] Josh: [stands up] What the? Megan, you can't just flip someone- [Megan flips him and sits on the couch with the remote]

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We have a strict no-pet policy! [dog barks] Expect for you.

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Megan: I want these people out of here! Drake: [while getting dizzy] So do we!

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Josh: Hello, happy Saturday! Audrey: Josh? Is anything going on there? Josh: Uh... no, nothing to speak of! Audrey: Well, we're watching TV and we could swear we're looking at a wild party going on in our living room. Josh: [horrified, to Drake] It's for you! [gives him the phone] Drake: Mom? What's doing? Walter: [takes the phone from Audrey, angrily] Alright Drake, I don't know what's going on, but we're coming home. Drake: No! No! Uh... [Walter hangs up] No you can't, it's just- ! Josh: So how's L.A.? Drake: [shocked] They're on their way home. Josh: Oh! Drake: Man, if we don't get all these people out of here in less than 2 hours, our lives are over. Josh: Well, what are we gonna do? Drake and Josh: Megan!

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Nikki: Hey, what's going on? College Guy: Turn the music back up! Drake: Everyone, quiet, please! Josh: Okay, we have an emergency! Drake: Ah, yes, it seems we have a serious gas leak here in the Drake and Josh Inn! College Guy: Oh, uh, sorry, I think that was me. Josh: No! Alright, there is a serious leak of hydro... mono... monoxipuff gas! Drake: Uh, yeah, it makes your eyes bleed! Josh: So if everyone will please leave the building immediately- Helen: I don't believe 'em! Nikki: Yeah! Come on, let's party! Drake: [to Megan, through a walkie talkie] Now! Megan: [in Drake and Josh's room] Copy! [turns on a gas machine linked to the vent in Drake and Josh's room as green gas begins emanating from the vent in the living room to kick out all of the spring breakers before Audrey and Walter come home] Josh: Oh, no! Look! [points to the vent] Drake: It's the monoxipuff gas! Josh: Now, lock it! Now, hug me, brother! [he and Drake hug each other after everyone leaves the house]

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Walter: Yes, officers, can we help you? Cop: Yes. Sir, do you know it's against the law to host a televised event from a private residence without a city-authorized permit? Walter: Heh? Audrey: We didn't host a televised event. Cop: Yeah, we have evidence that says you did. Walter: But, officers- Cop: Come with us, please. [they grab Walter and Audrey] Audrey: No, what're you-? Walter: But, you see, look- I'm a weatherman. [cop shuts the door] Josh: Okay, we're ready! Megan: Hello? [finds out that Audrey and Walter left as the episode ends]

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