Quotes

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Bradley Fine: I could kiss you! Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.

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Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box? Susan Cooper: I don't have cats. Bradley Fine: Why did I think that? Susan Cooper: I don't know. Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.

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Rick Ford: What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick? Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.

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Patrick: And may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country. Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back. Patrick: Let's see.

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Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin' arm. Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically… Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama. Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate. Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire. Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.

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Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time. Woman: It's never happened before.

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Susan Cooper: Oh my God! Somebody just put something in her drink! Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? Is it poison? Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.

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Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie. Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.

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Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me. Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.