Spy

Bradley Fine: I could kiss you! Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box? Susan Cooper: I don't have cats. Bradley Fine: Why did I think that? Susan Cooper: I don't know. Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Rick Ford: What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick? Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Patrick: And may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country. Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back. Patrick: Let's see.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin' arm. Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically… Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama. Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate. Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire. Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time. Woman: It's never happened before.

Spy (2015 film), CC BY-SA 4.0