Overview
The fifth season of the American television sitcom Two and a Half Men aired on CBS from September 24, 2007 to May 19, 2008. A total of only 19 episodes were aired due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike. Unlike the previous seasons, the Season 5 DVD came without a gag reel. The DVD also titled "Tight's Good" as "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids", and the "Previously on Two and a Half Men" recap seen in the original broadcast of "Fish in a Drawer" was initially not included on DVD. This was the shortest season in the history of the show until the eighth season which had 16 episodes.
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See all quotesCharlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.…
Read the full quoteAlan: How do they feel?
Jake: OK, but they're ugly. They look like old people shoes.
Alan: They're not old people shoes. They're walking shoes.
Charlie: Right, for people who've been walking over eighty-five years.
Read the full quoteAlan: I hope he [Jake] didn't wander under the bleachers during lunch hour.
Charlie: Ah, he's smarter than that.
Alan: Smart? Charlie, he only got out of sixth grade 'cause he couldn't fit in the desks anymore.
Read the full quoteAlan: And-And what about you?
Charlie: What about me?
Alan: You're afraid of everything.
Charlie: Like what?…
Read the full quoteRemember, Jake, courage is not the absence of fear, it's taking action despite fear.
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Dr Pranjeep: We have a saying in my country. "You can put a tuxedo on a goat, but still a goat."
Charlie: Yeah, well, we have a saying in my country, too: "Help me, my balls are on fire!"
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