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Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns. Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly? Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell! Vampire: [After realizing he is several floors above the ground] Fuck this shit!

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Blade: How do you feel? Whistler: Like hammered shit.

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Scud: What the fuck's your problem, poppy? Whistler: My problem is I've been sucking blood clots for two years. I get out to find some jerkoff fuckin' with my life's work. Scud: We jeopardized our whole operation to save your puckered old ass. Whistler: Our operation?! Scud: Yeah. Whistler: Our operation?! I built this operation, you ass-wipe!

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Scud: What's so funny? Nyssa: They tell stories about Blade as the boogieman. Frankly, I'm disappointed. Scud: You hear that, B? She's disappointed. Nyssa: He agreed to come along so easily. Scud: Come on, B, show her. Pretty please? Blade: [Opens his coat to reveal several rows of tubes strapped to the inside of it] Semtex. Scud: Enough explosives to level a city block. You still disappointed?

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Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that regard, I should thank you. Blade: For what? Karel Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You did us a favor. Karel Kounen. Blade: [noticing vampire tattoo] You're human. Karel: Barely. I'm a lawyer. European Health Consortium.

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Scud: So B-man, what do you think? Blade: Sounds like a plan. Whistler: What do you really think? Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get. Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks. Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shittin' bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the fuckin' food chain.

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Blade: [Standing outside a vampire safe house] Where's the entrance? I don't see any signs. No vampire glyphs. Nyssa: No, because of you we've had to rethink our habits. Tighten our security. [Hands Blade a pair of binoculars] Take a closer look. Blade: [Looks through the binoculars and sees a hidden glyph] Nice.

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Scud: Hey, tell me somethin'. How's the weather up there, sweetheart? Whistler: Walkin' on sunshine, toad-boy.

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Karel: This is a dangerous game you're playing, Damaskinos. Blade is too volatile. You won't be able to control him for long. Damaskinos: You worry too much. Karel: How many others are you willing to sacrifice? Damaskinos: All of them. Karel: Even your own daughter? Damaskinos: My dear Karel... that jar? It contains what was once my human heart. Only a fool would appeal to it now.

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Whistler: Better wear your sunblock, Buttercup. Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven. Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.

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Scud: Maybe I can make some sort of UV flash-bang grenade or something. Whistler: Been tried already. Scud: Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did ya?

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Chupa: Let me ask one question: how the hell we going to find these Reapers? Blade: We won't have to. They'll come to us. Chupa: [Coughs] What is this shit? Nyssa: Pheromones, harvested from the Reapers adrenal glands. They're going to key to it. Reinhardt: They want us to spray on some suckpuppy's nut juice?

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Nyssa: [after Scud explains how to use a UV bomb] You're not coming? Scud: No, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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Whistler: [Entering the vampire lair to negotiate with them] You sure about this? Blade: Well, if I'm not... [Pats his coat, which is filled with explosives]

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Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy. [Pulls out his gun and aims it at Blade] Chupa: He's got you. Reinhardt: [Mouths] Fuck you.

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Reinhardt: [Examining Blade's sword] I wonder how many vampires he's killed with this thing. Whistler: Not nearly enough, son. Reinhardt: [Pulls out his pistol] Keep talking, honky-tonk. It just makes my sending you into the next world all the sweeter. Whistler: Been there, done that. Do your worst, chickenshit. We'll settle up after.

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Reinhardt: Well...[Sets down his shotgun] like my daddy said right before he killed my mom, "If ya want somethin' done right, ya gotta do it yourself". [Unsheathes Blade's sword] He also said... Blade: Can you blush?

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Nyssa: I changed the security code. We're locked in. Damaskinos: Are you INSANE?! He'll kill us both!