Blade II

Scud: Lock up your daughters boys and girls, the dark knight returns. Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly? Rush: Fuck! It's not silver, but it still hurts like hell! Vampire: [After realizing he is several floors above the ground] Fuck this shit!

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Blade: How do you feel? Whistler: Like hammered shit.

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Scud: What the fuck's your problem, poppy? Whistler: My problem is I've been sucking blood clots for two years. I get out to find some jerkoff fuckin' with my life's work. Scud: We jeopardized our whole operation to save your puckered old ass. Whistler: Our operation?! Scud: Yeah. Whistler: Our operation?! I built this operation, you ass-wipe!

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Scud: What's so funny? Nyssa: They tell stories about Blade as the boogieman. Frankly, I'm disappointed. Scud: You hear that, B? She's disappointed. Nyssa: He agreed to come along so easily. Scud: Come on, B, show her. Pretty please? Blade: [Opens his coat to reveal several rows of tubes strapped to the inside of it] Semtex. Scud: Enough explosives to level a city block. You still disappointed?

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Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that regard, I should thank you. Blade: For what? Karel Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You did us a favor. Karel Kounen. Blade: [noticing vampire tattoo] You're human. Karel: Barely. I'm a lawyer. European Health Consortium.

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Scud: So B-man, what do you think? Blade: Sounds like a plan. Whistler: What do you really think? Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get. Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. To show us how their world really ticks. Whistler: I've had enough of their world. They're shittin' bricks just because they're no longer on the top of the fuckin' food chain.

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