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Charlotte Gingrich: Children! Jeffrey. Ginger. Cut that out. This is a hospital. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.

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Nun: Oh, I . . . I'm terribly sorry. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: All my fault, Sister. I was just trying to, uh, I'm his brother-in-law, Sister. Nun: I see. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: And this is his mother, Sister, and this is my wife, his sister, Sister. Nun: How do you do? William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: We were sort of anxious to find out if, uh . . . Nun: I understand. But it'll be a few more minutes. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Thank you, Sister. [to his sobbing mother-in-law] Shut up, Mother. Harry Hinkle's mother: Poor Harry. He was always so brittle. [to Charlotte Gingrich] Remember when he fell off the garage? Charlotte Gingrich: Oh, Mother, not that old story again. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: What story? Harry Hinkle's mother: When they were kids in Toledo, he and Charlotte were playing paratrooper. She pushed him off the roof. Charlotte Gingrich: I didn't push him, he jumped. And anyway, he had an umbrella. Is it my fault

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Harry Hinkle's mother: Harry? Harry, baby, how do you feel? Harry Hinkle's mother: It's me, Mama. And Charlotte is here and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey. Harry Hinkle: Hi, sports fans. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: How is he, Doc? Doctor: I think he has a mild concussion. We've put him under sedation. He'll rest comfortably tonight. Harry Hinkle: This is Harry Hinkle on Camera Four. Harry Hinkle's mother: He doesn't know his own mother. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Well, Doc, any ruptures, broken bones, internal bleeding? Doctor: I don't think so. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: You don't think so? How long you been outta medical school? Doctor: Five months. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: That long, huh? Doctor: Sir? Harry Hinkle: Okay, Louie. You pick up the band. I'll pan with the pompom girls. La la-la la-la-la-la-la.

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William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Now, tell me, Mr. Cimoli. Exactly how did you break your hip? Mr. Cimoli: It's my pelvis. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: All right, your pelvis. How did it happen? Mr. Cimoli: I was comin' out this store, and there it was on the sidewalk. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: What? Mr. Cimoli: This. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: I see. And you were coming out of what store? Mr. Cimoli: Well, that was Nat's Delicatessen on Euclid Avenue. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Too bad. Mr Cimoli: Oh, such pain. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: I mean, too bad it didn't happen further down the street in front of the May Company. From them, you can collect. Couldn't you have dragged yourself another 20 feet? William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Hello? Speaking? O'Brien, Thompson, and Kincaid? Yes, what can I do for you? The Hinkle case? Oh, yes. I'm handling that. Well, I can't talk right now. I have an office full of people.

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Thompson: [on William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich] This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists, he starts to describe a doughnut, and it comes out a pretzel. O'Brien: Nevertheless, when he gets here, I suggest we try the friendly approach. Thompson: Okay. But after you shake hands with him, I suggest you count your fingers. Chester Purkey: I'd better get out of here. O'Brien: Purkey, I want you to keep digging away. Chester Purkey: My pleasure. I'd like to dig a nice, deep hole for our friend Gingrich.

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William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Hi there, Purkey, old boy. Chester Purkey: Hello. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: They keeping you busy? Chester Purkey: I'm not complaining. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Attababy! [to the Lawyers' receptionist] To see O'Brien, Thompson, and Kincaid. Lawyers' receptionist: And you are? William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Gingrich, Gingrich, and Gingrich. Chester Purkey: Hey! William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: What's the matter? Chester Purkey: Nothin'. Lawyers' receptionist: Go right in, Mr. Gingrich. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Thanks. And take the rest of the afternoon off.

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William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Gentlemen. O'Brien: Ah, Mr. Gingrich. I've heard a lot about you. Sit down, sit down. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Say! You each have an office like this, or do you all bunk together? O'Brien: The reason we called you up here, Mr. Gingrich is because - William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Lemme guess. You want to settle. O'Brien: Settle? William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: You don't want to settle. O'Brien: Certainly not. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: That settles that. Thompson: You got no case, Gingrich. It's a simple matter of workmen's compensation. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: It's a simple matter of negligence. That tarpaulin should have been rolled back 50 feet, and it's gonna cost you $20,000 per foot! O'Brien: Rubbish! All the legal precedents are on our side. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: That so? What about Fishbein v. the Empire State Building? O'Brien: What about it? William H. "Whiplash Will

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Sister Veronica: Oh, doesn't it do your heart good? I have a hunch he'll be up and around in no time. William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich: Now, look, Sister, I asked you to pray for him, but we don't want any miracles.

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Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: One, two. Left, right. Chester Purkey: What's that with the "One, two. Left, right"? Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: One, two. Left, right. Chester Purkey: Hey, Max! Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: One, two. Left, right. Chester Purkey: What are they doin' over there? Can you see anything? Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: One, two. Left, right. Max: They're dancin' the frug. Chester Purkey: What? Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: One, two. Left, right. Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson: Left, right. One, two. Left, right. Chester Purkey: The frug! Hey, you have some sense of humor. Max: If you ask me, we're just wastin' our time. I think this guy's legit. Chester Purkey: Maybe so, but let's give it a chance. Max: We've been watchin' for three days and three nights! The colored guy has to dress him, shave him, feed him, put him to bed, carry him to the toilet, brush his teeth. If that's an act, then I'm Soupy Sales. Chester Purkey: Listen. I once shadowed a guy who was suin' the Yello