Zathura: A Space Adventure

Dad: Just keep your eye on the boys, make sure they don't burn the house down, all right? All right? Lisa: I'm not deaf. Dad: Huh? Lisa: I'm not deaf. Dad: What? Lisa: Dad, okay! Fifteen minutes, just close the door! Dad: Thank you.

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Walter: Tell her. Danny: You tell her. Walter: You should, she won't freak out as much. Danny: We shouldn't really even be in here. Walter: Dude, we're in outer space. It doesn't matter anymore. Danny: Then you wake her. Walter: Fine. Lisa. Lisa. Lisa... Lisa: Go away. Walter: Lisa, you gotta get up. Lisa: What's the rule about being in my room? Both: We're not allowed in unless it's an emergency. Lisa: And what's the emergency? Walter: There was a meteor shower and everything got wrecked. And we're out of this world and we don't know how to get back. Danny: We can't get back to Earth. Lisa: Okay, shut up! Walter: Just look. Danny: Yeah. Lisa: Oh, no. Walter: Yeah. Danny: What do we do?! Lisa: [believing that it's nighttime] It's already dark? I'm gonna be so late. Danny: It's not dark! Walter: We're in outer space! Danny: I saw Saturn outside! [they start knocking on Lisa's bathroom door] Walter: Lisa, open up! Danny: Lisa! Lisa: [opens door] Shut up! ... And listen to me! Dad put me

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Danny: The card. Walter: [reading] "SHIPMATE ENTERS CRYONIC SLEEP CHAMBER for 5 turns." Danny: [confused] What the heck does that mean? Walter: Lisa? Danny: Does "cryonic" mean ice?

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Danny: [misreads card] "Rest on standing AstroTurf." Walter: What? Danny: "Rest on standing AstroTurf." Walter: Let me read it. Danny: No, I know how to read. I know how to read! Walter: Let me read it! God. [correctly reads the card] "RESCUE STRANDED ASTRONAUT." Danny: What stranded astronaut? Walter: I guess there's gonna be some stranded astronaut or some--

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Astronaut: Okay, why haven't you guys started yet? Danny: We're waiting for you. Astronaut: Okay, well, I'm here, so, turn that clockwise, and-- Walter: Yeah, I know how to play the game. Astronaut: Okay. Walter: Hang on a second. Something's wrong. Astronaut: What? Walter: [to Danny] I was ahead of you. Danny: Somebody must have kicked the board? Walter: [angrily] No, nobody kicked the board. You cheated. Danny: No, I didn't. Walter: You cheated! I knew you were gonna cheat! Astronaut: Ch-- "Cheater's" a strong word! Walter: YOU CHEATED!! Danny: I DIDN'T CHEAT! Astronaut: Guys, guys, please. Bring it down. Indoor voices. Now, did you move the piece? Danny: Maybe I moved the piece by an accident. Astronaut: Okay, it was an accident. Walter: [not believing Danny] How can you move the piece by accident if it's stuck to the game? That's impossible; You cheated! Astronaut: Okay, no, no, no, let's not use that word. No, stop saying "cheated." Walter: You cheated! Cheater!!! Danny: I DIDN'T

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Walter: Great. Danny: Now we'll never get the game back. Astronaut: Okay, don't worry. They're back. Lisa: Who the hell are you? Astronaut: The Astronaut. From the game we're in. Danny spun me.

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