The Santa Clause 2

C-130 Pilot: I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar! Engineer: What is it? C-130 Pilot: Strong reading from underneath the cap rock, sir!

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Scott: [indicating a faulty toy kangaroo] Alexander, let's think. Take the hat off. [Alexander removes the hat, kangaroo hops easily] Too much counterweight. Alexander the Elf: Thanks, Santa, you're the man. Scott: That's why they gave me the big belly, so I don't fall over. [chortles]

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Scott: Come on, Pork Chop. Bring it on. Elf: Who you callin' "Pork Chop", Meatloaf? Scott: "Meatloaf"? You wanna talk some trash? I'll talk trash with ya. But first, I'm gonna blitz. Elf Quarterback: Ready, set! Scott: [to another elf] I'm comin' after you, buddy. Elf Quarterback: Seven swans-a-swimming! Six geese-a-laying! Elves: Five golden rings! Elf Quarterback: HIKE!

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Scott: That's weird, isn't it? Puppets: Uh-oh! Scott: These fit yesterday, didn't they? Abby: Hot cocoa for you, Santa. Bernard: This is not a good time, Abby. Abby: I sent Dasher down for some Brazilian cocoa beans. Scott: What's the bad news? Abby: [smiling] What do you mean? Scott: Whenever you play the designer bean card, generally, you have bad news. [Abby's smile fades, and she gives him the naughty-and-nice list] What are you doin' with the naughty-and-nice list? Abby: Just don't shoot the messenger. [Scott opens the naughty-and-nice list] It's...Charlie. Scott: Sheen? I thought he straightened out. Abby: Not that Charlie. Scott: [realizes] My Charlie? My son, Charlie? He's on the naughty list? Puppets: [shocked] AAAAAAH!!!! [hide] Scott: This is - There's gotta be a mistake. Abby: We don't make mistakes. I'm sorry, Santa. Please excuse me. [leaves] Scott: Well, how could this happen? Is this what you and Curtis were trying to tell me? Curtis: Great! You told him! Good! Let's ge

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Mother Nature: Santa? Santa? Are you with us? Scott: Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, I am. Mother Nature: Well, on behalf of Father Time, and the entire Council of Legendary Figures, I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host. Tooth Fairy: Hear, hear. Easter Bunny: What a lovely place. Cupid: Hear, hear. Mother Nature: And without further ado, let's convene the year-end holiday conference. [bangs gavel] Tooth Fairy. Tooth Fairy: Thank you, Mother Nature. Fellow Council members, I'd like to, again, propose a new name for myself. Cupid: Come on! Mother Nature: Good heavens! Tooth Fairy: In the past, you have rejected "Tooth Man", "Tooth Guy" and "Tooth". Cupid: Because they stunk. Tooth Fairy: Today, I'd like to submit..."Captain Floss". Cupid: Nice! Tooth Fairy: "Plaque Man". Easter Bunny: D'oh! Tooth Fairy: And "Roy". Cupid: [laughs ironically] "Roy". No. No kid's gonna put a tooth under a pillow for a man named Roy. Tooth Fairy: This from someone in a diaper, and shoots arrows

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Laura Miller: Scott! Scott: Hey. Laura: Hey! You trimmed your beard. Scott: Yeah. Neil Miller: Come here, big guy. [hugs Scott; chuckles] Whoa, you lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast? Scott: You don't know how fast. Laura: We should get going. Scott: Oh, okay. Laura: Okay? How do you always know when there's a problem? Scott: Well, I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake. Neil: Which is a pretty frightening concept, when you think about it. Laura: You know, Scott, we're really worried about Charlie. He keeps upping the ante. This time, he defaced school property. Neil: It's a classic case of acting out. Scott: I'm blaming myself for this. Laura: Oh, come on, now. We're both his parents. Scott: Where is he? Laura: He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office. Scott: Principal Newman. There's something about that woman that makes me want to deface public property. [chuckling] He-he-hey! Carol: Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil. Laura and Neil: Miss Newman. Scott: Pr

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