Fletch

Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut. Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep? Alan Stanwyk: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you. Fletch: Yeah, I assure you. Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...? Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent. Alan Stanwyk: Alan Stanwyk. Fletch: Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner...

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Fletch: You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here. Alan Stanwyk: Who? Fletch: Hop-along Cassidy. Bow and arrow. Very Weird. Alan Stanwyk: What, are you doped up now? Fletch: Don't talk to me like that, ass-face, I don't work for you, yet.

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Alan Stanwyk: Do you own rubber gloves? Fletch: I rent. I have a lease, with an option to buy.

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Hispanic Housekeeper: Buenos días. Fletch: Pup 'n' Taco.

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Waiter: Excuse me señor, you are a member of the club? Fletch: No, I'm here with the Underhills. Waiter: The Underhills? They are left, Señor. Fletch: Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis. Waiter: Would you like some drinks, señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill. Fletch: Oh, yes. Very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.

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Fletch: I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John. Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who? Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton. Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: It's Scotch-Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination. Fletch: So were my parents. Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out? Gail Stanwyck: Alan's in Utah Fletch: I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning. Gail Stanwyck: You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman. Fletch: You ARE a rich woman. Gail Stanwyck: See what I mean?

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