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Like Godzilla says to Mothra man, let's go eat some place.

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Sortilège: [Narrating] If it's a quiet night out at the beach and your ex-old lady suddenly out of nowhere shows up with a story about her current billionaire-developer boyfriend, and his wife, and her boyfriend, and a plot to kidnap the billionaire and throw him in a loony bin... Shasta Fay Hepworth: [approaches Doc] I need your help, Doc. Sortilege: [continues narrating] Maybe you should just look the other way. … But if you're Doc, it may all start to get a little peculiar after that...

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Shasta Fay Hepworth: It isn't what you're thinking, Doc. Doc Sportello: Don't worry. Thinking comes later. What else?

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Jade: Hi, I'm Jade. Welcome to Chick Planet Massage! Please take a look at today's Pussy Eater's special which is good all day until closing time. Doc Sportello: How much is it? Jade: $14.95. Doc Sportello: Errr, not that $14.95 ain't a totally groovy price, but I'm really trying to locate this guy who works for Mr. Wolfmann? Jade: Oh, does he eat pussy? Doc Sportello: A fella by the name of Glenn Charlock? Jade: Oh sure, Glenn! He comes in here. He eats pussy!

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Dr. Threeply: Any questions? Doc Sportello: [about Puck Beaverton] Is that a swastika on that man's face? Dr. Threeply: No, it isn't. That's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning "all is well". It brings good fortune, luck and well-being.

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Doc Sportello: How would I forget something like that? Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: Grass. And who knows what else? Doc Sportello: I'm only a light smoker. Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: How many joints have you had today? Doc Sportello: I have to check the logbook.

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Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd: Ms. Fenway may appear a little psychotic today. Denis: Groovy. Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd: What? Denis: It's groovy being insane man, where you at?

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Hope Harlingen: I had just run into this bathroom stall without checking first, and I already had my finger down my throat to vomit up this big balloon of dope I had just scored, and there Coy sat, gringo digestion, about to take this giant shit. And we both let go at the same time, and there's just vomit and shit all over the place, and- put my head in his lap, and to complicate things, he had this hard-on. Doc Sportello: Sure. Hope Harlingen: One thing leads to another, and we pretty much started shooting up together on a regular basis.