Inherent Vice

Like Godzilla says to Mothra man, let's go eat some place.

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Sortilège: [Narrating] If it's a quiet night out at the beach and your ex-old lady suddenly out of nowhere shows up with a story about her current billionaire-developer boyfriend, and his wife, and her boyfriend, and a plot to kidnap the billionaire and throw him in a loony bin... Shasta Fay Hepworth: [approaches Doc] I need your help, Doc. Sortilege: [continues narrating] Maybe you should just look the other way. … But if you're Doc, it may all start to get a little peculiar after that...

Inherent Vice (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Shasta Fay Hepworth: It isn't what you're thinking, Doc. Doc Sportello: Don't worry. Thinking comes later. What else?

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Jade: Hi, I'm Jade. Welcome to Chick Planet Massage! Please take a look at today's Pussy Eater's special which is good all day until closing time. Doc Sportello: How much is it? Jade: $14.95. Doc Sportello: Errr, not that $14.95 ain't a totally groovy price, but I'm really trying to locate this guy who works for Mr. Wolfmann? Jade: Oh, does he eat pussy? Doc Sportello: A fella by the name of Glenn Charlock? Jade: Oh sure, Glenn! He comes in here. He eats pussy!

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Dr. Threeply: Any questions? Doc Sportello: [about Puck Beaverton] Is that a swastika on that man's face? Dr. Threeply: No, it isn't. That's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning "all is well". It brings good fortune, luck and well-being.

Inherent Vice (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Doc Sportello: How would I forget something like that? Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: Grass. And who knows what else? Doc Sportello: I'm only a light smoker. Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball: How many joints have you had today? Doc Sportello: I have to check the logbook.

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