What's Up, Doc?

Eunice: Howard! Howard Bannister! Howard, when I ask for you to wait for me somewhere I expect you to stay there until I come back. Howard: Yes, Eunice. Eunice: Now, it is difficult enough for me to have to see to all these arrangements myself... Howard: Yes, Eunice. Eunice: It is exactly 6:15. If we reach the hotel in half an hour, we'll have just enough time to get ready for the banquet. Howard: Yes, Eunice. Eunice: [to the airport attendant] Put these things in a taxi.

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Judge Maxwell: You there; you in the blanket! You seem to have caused all this trouble. Exactly what have you got to say for yourself...? [The mystery figure lowers the blanket, revealing herself as...] ...JUDY!? Judy: ...Hello, Daddy. Judge Maxwell: [as if he might cry] Oh, Judy, not again!! This is an ELECTION YEAR!! [Judy shrugs, as her father's bench collapses]

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Judy: Aw c'mon, Steve, you don't want to marry Eunice. Howard: I'm not Steve. I'm Howard. Judy: Well neither of you wants to marry Eunice. Howard: Why do you say that? Judy: Because you don't want to marry someone who's gonna get all wrinkled, lined, and flabby. Howard: Everybody gets wrinkled, lined, and flabby! Judy: By next week?

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Fritz: Young miss, may I help you please? Judy: Yes, I was wondering if my friends are still here. They're visiting from the um... New Hebrides and I believe they're in Room 1717. Fritz: I'm sorry, but that room is vacant. Judy: I don't understand. They told me they would be in Room 1717 at the Hotel Crystal. Fritz: This is the Bristol, madam, not the Crystal. Judy: Then one of us must be in the wrong hotel.

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Fritz: Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins. It's so nice to have you back with us. Mrs. Van Hoskins: Thank you, Hans. Fritz: Fritz. Mrs. Van Hoskins: What happened to Hans? Fritz: There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me, Fritz. Mrs. Van Hoskins: Oh, what a shame! Fritz: [ringing his bell] Boy! Mrs. Van Hoskins: Now Franz, I'm going to take this with me. There are some things I need tonight, and tomorrow I want you to put it in the hotel safe for me.

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Howard: [to the bellhop] Don't touch that. Those are my pre-Paleozoic Tambulu rocks. Fritz: Don't touch his rocks.

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