Full credits

On screen, in billing order

1. 1Alan Hale, Jr.
2. 2Carl Gottlieb
3. 3Danny DeVito
4. 4Dick Butkus
5. 5Dom DeLuise
6. 6Glynnis O'Connor
7. 7Griffin Dunne
8. 8Jack Nance
9. 9Jeffrey Weissman
10. 10Joe Piscopo
11. 11Marilu Henner
12. 12Maureen Stapleton
13. 13Michael Keaton
14. 14Neal Israel
15. 15Peter Boyle
16. 16Ray Walston
17. 17Rick Rosenthal
18. 18Ron Carey
19. 19Scott Thomson
20. 20Vincent Schiavelli

• Michael Hertzberg