Johnny Dangerously

...that Roman Troy Maronie was responsible for the Mother's Day Massacre, the Christmas Day Slaughter, the Lincoln's Birthday Mutilations, and the Groundhog's Day Beheadings!

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You missed, fuckface!

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Dutch: It's the .88 Magnum. They made it for him special. Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

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Ma Kelly: You've gotten to be like a daughter to me and I wanna share somethin' with ya. Lil: Awww, what's that Mom Kelley? Ma Kelly: I go both ways.

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Dutch: You can't park here. This is a handicapped zone. Danny Vermin: I am handicapped. I'm psychotic.

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Johnny: Say kid, what do they call you? Lil: Impressive.

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