Flubber

Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best. Martha George: [about the excitement of getting married] How do you hold in it? Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: [thinking she meant waste] Well, like everybody else, Martha. I just cross my legs real tight. Martha George: [gets a little tickled by that answer] I was talking about your excitement.

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: I'm up! Weebo: Phillip, it's 6:00. Are you awake? Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Up and ready for a new day. Weebo: Oh, what a beautiful morning. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Oh, what a beautiful day. I can't find my socks. Weebo: They're in your shoes. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Where are my shoes? Weebo: They're on your feet. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Thank you.

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Sara: Phillip, please, be careful. Phillip: Don't worry. There's no chance that anything could go wrong!

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Weebo: Maybe you should just go without me. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Why? Weebo: Because I get car sick. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips. Weebo: No! Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: You don't have a stomach. Weebo: I have a queasy gyro.

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil? Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wilson Croft: I won't deny that I hate you for your brilliance. I'm petty, corrupt. I probably would have gone mad trying to compete with you in pure thought. But, uh, I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter. And to that end, I have profited from your ideas. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Why are you here? Wilson Croft: Well, to be honest, I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancée. And make her my wife. Professor Philip "Phil" Brainard: Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.

Flubber (film), CC BY-SA 4.0