It Takes Two

Vincenzo: Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. What seems to be the problem? Carlo: I'm a hairdresser. Not a zookeeper.

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Roger: You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention? Vincenzo: I'd say she's demandin' it. Roger: Hmm.

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

[to the main office of child services on the phone] Let me just run this by you one more time, okay? Please, just hear me out, one more time. Okay. I know I don't make that much money, and I know that I'm a little bit single, but I want to adopt Amanda. No, I... Are you laughing at me? [to Patty] He's laughing at me! [to phone] You... You stupid JERK! [hangs up in fury]

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Roger: Excuse me, ma'am. Did you just snort? Roger: I suppose you think this is funny? [picks up a butterknife w/a bit of butter on it] Well, maybe you'll get a little chuckle outta this. Diane: You wouldn't dare. Diane: FOOD FIGHT!!!

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Diane: You were supposed to protect her! You should've done something. Y-Y-You could've slit their tires or something! Anything! Jerry: They had the paperwork! Diane: What paperwork?! Patty: [hands Diane the paperwork] We couldn't find you! Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van, for God's sake?! Diane: I would have! [drops the paperwork] I'm takin' the Jeep! [takes the keys to the Jeep] Jerry: Hey, that's the camp's! Diane: [furiously] Oh, don't you even...! [storms off]

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Clarice: Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo! Vincenzo: I sure hope you got a plan.

It Takes Two (1995 film), CC BY-SA 4.0