Fathers' Day

Jack Lawrence: This is the "wives of Christmas past" conversation. Carrie Lawrence: Would you leave Penelope and Talullah out of this? Jack Lawrence: Iris and Debbie. Carrie Lawrence: Whatever!

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Jack Lawrence: You're a tragic hero. You're Lou Gehrig. Dale Putley: Who? Jack Lawrence: Lou Gehrig. Everybody knows Lou Gehrig. The baseball player. He died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. Dale Putley: Wow, what are the odds on that?

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Dale Putley: How did you get her husband to talk? Jack Lawrence: I head-butted him. Dale Putley: How Joe Pesci of you. What are gonna do with her, run her through the Visa machine?

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Dale Putley: Jack, look at this. Jack Lawrence: It's money. I remember it from when I was single.

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Nikki: Well, Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick. Dale Putley: That was lovely. Jack Lawrence: Yes, Hallmark is waiting for you.

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Rose: Where do you like to stay? Jack Lawrence: My house, but it's in Los Angeles.

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