Perfect Strangers

America! Land of my dreams, home of the Whopper!

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Larry: What's in my face? Balki: Dimitri. He always sleeps with me. [He makes Dimitri bounce toward Larry] Ding dang dang. Larry: Not tonight. [He takes Dimitri and drops him callously on the floor] Balki: I say my prayers now. [He crawls out of bed, kneels beside it and clasps his hands together in prayer] God? Bless Cousin Larry and Gina and the new baby and please watch over Dimitri who's sleeping on the floor for the first time in his whole young life. [He bounds back into bed, throws the covers over himself and cringes]'

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Balki: We witnessed the miracle of birth. Larry: You witnessed the miracle of birth. I took one look and passed out. Of course, the good news is that while I was unconscious, I couldn't behave like a lunatic.

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Larry: Let's make believe that this is Tony's Mambo Room. Balki, you're seeing me for the first time since I kicked you out. [ Balki takes a seat on the chair and Larry grabs the throw from the back of the couch and wraps it around his shoulders. Mr. Twinkacetti sits on the end of the couch to watch closely] Balki: This is how you have to act if you want to get your wife back. [Larry walks across the room in a sultry manner, then eyes Balki as Balki returns the look. Larry acts coy. Balki gets to his feet and reaches out to Larry] Edwina, you look lovely this evening. [Larry takes Balki's hand and steps closer] That dress brings out your eyes. Mr. Twinkacetti: I'm gonna throw up. [He gets up] Balki: [sternly] Sit down, Turnip! [Mr. Twinkacetti obediently does so] Larry: [in a feminine voice] Donald . . . the Mambo Room. How sweet of you to remember. Balki: How could I forget, my pet? [He and Larry step closer. Larry turns his back to Balki and they take two steps forward in unison. Bal

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Balki: Stop! COUSIN!... You are a man repossessed! Larry: And loving it! Balki, rhumba tempo! We've got to get these bibbibabkas baked! Balki: Cousin! It's too fast! And besides, shouldn't I be leading?

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Larry: If you can't take the heat... then get out of my kitchen. Balki: Fine. You've baked your cake. Now lie in it.

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