Machete

Padre: [from trailer] Padre: It's not safe for you to be here. Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

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[from trailer] I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

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Machete don't text.

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We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.

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Sartana: I thought Machete don't text. Machete: Machete improvise.

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Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban? Machete: Mexican.

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