Jersey Girl

[to Gertie] You're the only thing I was ever good at.

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Gertie: Thank you, daddy. Ollie: Anything for you, Gert. You know why? Gertie: Why? Ollie: Because you're the only thing I was ever really good at.

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they... [class: "Are!"] And what they... [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not MOMMY! Ollie: I hate you right back, you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days. Greenie: You getting a dog?

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

That was kind of sweet. I'm kind of crushing on you right now, Trinkle.

Jersey Girl (2004 film), CC BY-SA 4.0