Mannequin

Claire Timkin: Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store screaming: "Hi, I'm a squid!" Roxie Shield: [notices Jonathan with Emmy, suddenly surprised] Jonathan, you're riding around town with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle! What is wrong with this picture?! Captain Felix Maxwell: [after Emmy, as a mannequin, has flipped off him and Mr. Richards] Enough of this surveillance crap! Captain Felix Maxwell takes this from no mannequin!

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Emmy: Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things, I want to invent things, I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before... I want to fly. Emmy's Mother: [sarcastic] Sure and I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell! Emmy, if I thought we women could any way change anything, don't you think I'd encourage you?

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Mannequin Factory Boss: You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher. Jonathan: She turned out pretty good, didn't she? Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her.

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Jonathan: [serious] This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit. Roxie: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality. Jonathan: Reality is very disappointing.

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Roxie: I think you should see a professional. Jonathan: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker? Roxie: No, I mean a psychiatrist. Jonathan: I can't afford a psychiatrist. Roxie: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio. Jonathan: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials. Roxie: Good night, Jonathan.

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Claire: I don't know how we're going to make this store great again. Jonathan: Looks fine to me. What time do we open? Claire: [sighs sadly] We are open. Jonathan: Oh... Well, I'm sure things will pick up by lunch.

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