The Great Muppet Caper

Kermit the Frog: [in a hot air balloon] Pretty nice up here, isn't it? Fozzie Bear: Kermit? What if we drift out to sea? What if we're never heard from again? What if there's a storm? Or - we get struck by lightning? Gonzo: That would be neat. Kermit the Frog: Listen, nothing's going to happen. These are just the opening credits. Fozzie Bear: Oh. Where are they? [title card appears] Wow! Kermit the Frog: The Great Muppet Caper. Fozzie Bear: Nice title.

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Fozzie Bear: [pleading] We'll do better next time. News Editor: Next time? Next time?! [pounds fist into desk] What makes you think there's gonna be a next time? Kermit the Frog: Well, if there isn't, it's gonna be a real short movie.

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Fozzie Bear: What does "BSC" stand for? Kermit the Frog: I don't know.

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Miss Piggy: Why are you telling me all this? Lady Holiday: It's plot exposition. It has to go somewhere.

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Christine: Look, Dad. There's a bear. Jerry Nelson: No, Christine, that's a frog. People wear hats.

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Miss Piggy: Please don't go. Kermit, please. Oh, please, I'm sorry. Please! Please! Kermit the Frog: Piggy, hold it. Miss Piggy: Please! Please! Please! Kermit the Frog: Miss Piggy...? Miss Piggy? You're overacting. Miss Piggy: ...What? Kermit the Frog: You'e overacting. You're having it up. Miss Piggy: I am not. I am trying to save this movie. Kermit the Frog: [getting annoyed] Oh, yeah? Well, save your performance instead. Miss Piggy: I am playing eight hundred different emotions! Kermit the Frog: Well, try to play one of them right. Miss Piggy: Oh, oh! I have a career of my own. Kermit the Frog: I know all about your career, Pig. Miss Piggy: I don't need this lousy duck pond. Kermit the Frog: Sure, you don't need a lousy duck pond. Miss Piggy: I will just walk. Kermit the Frog: [angrily] OK, sure. Go ahead and walk. Miss Piggy: [briefly turning to the camera] Should I walk? Then I'll walk! Kermit the Frog: Walk! Go ahead and walk! [Miss Piggy turns away and whimpers] Oh, Miss Piggy.

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