The Parent Trap

[reading from index cards] Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is... [turns to the next card and continues reading] Miss Inch. [frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one] Oh, yes, Miss Inch.

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Ursala: I know! We'll wait until she comes over here and when she's not looking we'll dump ants down her dress! Betsy: Where are we gonna find ants at night, stupid? Ursala: Ooo, just thinking about it makes me so mad I could just spit!

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Ursala: The nerve of her! Coming here with your face! Betsy: What are you gonna do about it? Susan Evers: Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly? Betsy: I'd bite off her nose. Then she wouldn't look like you.

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Sharon McKendrick: [outside the dance with her roommates] Serves you right. Stay out of our tent from now on. Susan Evers: You vicious little wretch! [Susan slaps Sharon and Sharon slaps her back]

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Miss Inch: Congratulations. In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous, the most revolting, the most disgusting display of hooliganism we have ever had. Miss Grunecker: Brawling like hooligans in front of our guests. Miss Inch: And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example. Susan Evers: We're not sisters! Sharon McKendrick: I've never seen HER before in my life. Miss Inch: They are! Aren't they? Miss Grunecker: No ma'am. Just look-alikes. Miss Inch: An amazing resemblance.

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Susan Evers: How old are you? Sharon McKendrick: Thirteen. Susan Evers: So am I. I can't wait till I'm eighteen and get my own car and stay out dancing till midnight. Sharon McKendrick: I'll be fourteen November 12th. Susan Evers: No kiddin'? That's my birthday too. Sharon McKendrick: Isn't that peculiar? November 12th? Susan Evers: Um huh. Funny, isn't it? Susan Evers: [Gets up off the bed] Uh oh. This one's full. [Looking around] Hey! What do ya know? It's stopped raining. Sharon McKendrick: [Both outside sitting on the step] What is your mother like? Susan Evers: I can't remember her. Sharon McKendrick: Did she die? Susan Evers: Nope. Busted up with Dad when I was young. But she was fabulous. Absolutely fabulous! Sharon McKendrick: How do you know? Susan Evers: There used to be a picture of her on Daddy's desk. But once he caught me looking at it and it's never been around since. Hey! You wanna come to the commissary and get a popsicle with me? Sharon McKendrick: Can you only think

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