Adventures in Babysitting

Brenda: Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers! Old Man: [banging on telephone booth] Get out of my house! Brenda: [kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers] You just moved!

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Chris: Now, boys. If either of you give me any grief over the next 60 minutes, I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed. Daryl: Raped? Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

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Daryl: Mike what? Chris: [confused] "Mike what" what? Brad: [equally confused] "Mike what, what" -- what're we talking about? Daryl: What's his last name? Chris: Todwell. Are you writing a book? Daryl: Mike Todwell?! Do you know him?! Brad: They go out. [Shrugs at Daryl, who goes back to asking Chris more questions] Daryl: He drives a red Camaro, right? Chris: Oh gee, Daryl, are you a gearhead AND a sex fiend? [Brad snorts] Anyway, a lot of guys drive red Camaros. Daryl: Yeah, but do they all have the license plate... [raises both thumbs in an exaggerated manner] "SO COOL"? [Brad bursts out in laughter while Chris smiles] Chris: That's Mike. Daryl: He's the guy who beat me up last summer for touching his car, which I didn't do. Brad: Oh, that was him?! Daryl: That was him! Chris: Mike wouldn't do that. Daryl: Yes, he would. Chris: No, he would not! Daryl: Yes, he would; he DID! He kicked my ass! You wanna see the footprint? Chris, Brad, Sarah: [firmly and in unison] NO!

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College Girl: I'm so lonely! Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely? College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Daryl: Really? College Girl: Want to go to bed?

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Chris: Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake. Sarah: What about Brenda? Brad: That was her parents' mistake.

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Daryl: The chick is losing it. Chris: I am not! Sarah: [to Daryl and Brad] You guys want some candy? Chris: Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sara. It is time for your cough syrup. Daryl, fasten the seat belt! Sarah: She's definitely losing it. Chris: I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it?!

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