Dinosaurs

Earl: Morning, kids. What are you doing? Robbie: Watching the baby. Earl: Nice to see you you're accepting more responsibility.

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Can he do that?

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Robbie: Those dinosaurs out there are just sheep. Earl: Have you noticed that some of those sheep are cheerleaders?

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Howard Handupme: A meteor watch has been put into effect throughout the Pangean panhandle. Scientists have specifically pinpointed this particular house as the point of probable impact. Earl: Come on, come on! What does this have to do with me?

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Earl: Don't try to cheat me on this! 'Cause I know you insurance guys, you have absolutely no ethics. Insurance Agent: Well, how much would you say your television is worth? Earl: Ten thousand dollars. Good thing I popped for that extra meteor coverage, huh? Insurance Agent: For us, yes. But if you refer to that large bound volume we sent you labeled "exclusions", you'll find that a meteor is only a meteor until it enters the Earth's atmosphere, at which time it become a meteorite.

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Earl: As you can see, I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories: "Animal, vegetable, rocks." Robbie: Well, what about fire? Earl: Vegetable. Charlene: What about water? Earl: Water is the opposite of fire, which we have previously established as a vegetable. What's the opposite of a vegetable? Fruit. So water is a fruit. Fruit is not a vegetable, so it has to be either an animal or a rock. We know it's not an animal. Therefore, fruit is a rock. Charlene: Daddy, I asked you about water. Earl: Could we hold all questions until the end of the lecture, please?

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