Quotes

Others

Let it be written... are you writing this?

Others

[seeing Connie eat] Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that.

Others

You just can't talk religion with some people!

Dialogue

Beldar Conehead: AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?! Connie Conehead: Under your bed? Beldar Conehead: UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW! Connie Conehead: I am staying with Ronnie! Beldar Conehead: Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

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Otto: Beldar, you tryin' to tell me you don't got a social security number? Beldar: Correct. Otto: Why not? Beldar: I am an illegal alien. Otto: I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

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Eli Turnbull: Excuse me, sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility? Gorman Seedling: If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

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Prymatt: Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you. Lisa: That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw. Prymatt: Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

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Beldar: You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb. Ronnie: Yeah... You mean my tux, right?

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Beldar: It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake. Otto: Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

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Beldar: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable? Beldar: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry mammal. Highmaster: Ah.

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Gorman Seedling: Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity? Beldar Conehead: Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so. Eli Turnbull: Great, may we come in?