Coneheads

Let it be written... are you writing this?

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[seeing Connie eat] Whoa! My mother is the only one who could take a sandwich like that.

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You just can't talk religion with some people!

Coneheads (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Beldar Conehead: AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?! Connie Conehead: Under your bed? Beldar Conehead: UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW! Connie Conehead: I am staying with Ronnie! Beldar Conehead: Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

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Otto: Beldar, you tryin' to tell me you don't got a social security number? Beldar: Correct. Otto: Why not? Beldar: I am an illegal alien. Otto: I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

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Eli Turnbull: Excuse me, sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility? Gorman Seedling: If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

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