Crank: High Voltage

Chinese Doctor 1: [After Johnny flicks cigarette ash into Chev's open chest] Get your cigarette out of here asshole! We're operating! Johnny Vang: So sorry. Chinese Doctor 1: Fuck your mother! I let boss know you shit in Superman's stomach. Dumb ass! Johnny Vang: I said I was sorry. [He laughs and then spits into Chev's chest, with the doctor flying into a rage slamming the instrument tray against Johnny]

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Chinese Doctor 1: [Conversing in either Mandarin/Cantonese] How long can we keep him alive? Chinese Doctor 2: Maybe long time. He die hard with a vengeance. Chinese Doctor 1: Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. Lungs, pancreas, bladder... Chinese Doctor 2: What comes out next? Chinese Doctor 1: Boss gave specific order. [Doctor points to a diagram and circles the reproductive organ with Chev fully aware of the intentions] Nurse: [Lifts up medical blanket] Oh, you big cock English. Strong like horse. Chev Chelios: Fuck that. [He proceeds to brutally assault the two doctors before escaping]

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Long Beach Nose Punch Triad: [Taps on Chev's shoulder pointing a two tone Springfield XD pistol at Chev] You Lost? Chev Chelios: Nope. [Parries the gun out of the gunman's hand and slams his forearm in his face knocking him out]

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Chev Chelios: Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?! Shot Gun Triad: Fuck you, Chelios! [Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun] Chev Chelios: Fucking grunt! [Dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, makes a face like; I-can't-believe-I'm-going-to-enjoy-doing-this and then brutally rams the shotgun up his anus] You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?! [Thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"] Capische?! [The thug starts stuttering] J- j- j- j- just spit the fucking name out! [Starts further ramming the shotgun in the thug's ass and starts wiggling it] Shot Gun Triad: Johnny Vang! Chev Chelios: Johnny fucking Vang?! JOHNNY FUCKING VANG?! Good boy! Where?! Shot Gun Triad: Cypress Social Club! Chev Chelios: Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?! [Thug nods h

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Doc Miles: [Answers phone] Hello, Doc Miles. Chev Chelios: Yeah, Doc. It's Chev. Doc Miles: [Doc Miles spews his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly] Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me! Chev Chelios: Listen, I'm deadly fuckin' serious, Doc. These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fuckin' heart and put in one of those plastic artificial jobs. Doc Miles: You got an artificial heart? Chev Chelios: Do you think I'm having a fuckin' laugh?! Doc Miles: No-No-No, but you got to admit, it's a little out there, dude. Chev Chelios: Yeah, you take your fuckin' time, Doc. Doc Miles: You don't have any time, if you've got an artificial heart. They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple days while you're waitin' on a transplant. And don't do anything strenuous. Chev Chelios: Yeah, sure, Doc. No problem. So what's my next fuckin' move? Doc Miles: Well, we got to get a real heart put back in you preferably your own. Chev Chelios: I'm on it. Doc Miles: Okay, you're on it. Chev C

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Chev Chelios: Hey, Menudo, where's the fuckin' Social Club? [They are silent] Uh, dondé esta La Social Club? [One points to house] Cholo: Buénos nachos, white boy. Chev: [To obese man] You Johnny Vang? [Obese man shakes head and Chev slaps him, knocking him out and Chev walks into house, wreaking mayhem, throwing people out windows and prostitutes run out with Johnny Vang running into a vehicle] Johnny: Go! Ria: [She climbs up to obese man] No sucky fucky for your asshole! [Grabs broken bicycle] Cock suck face! Fag whore! Shrimp dick! BB balls! [Rams bicycle repeatedly on man's crotch] Chicken fat! [Two Triad thugs pull up] What you two faggots looking at?! Cypress Triad Hood #1: Get lost bitch. Ria: Fuck you! [To Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off! Cypress Triad Hood #1: What?! Chev: Where's Johnny Vang? Cypress Triad Hood #1: You looking to get your ass killed dog?! Ria: You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass! Chev: Wrong expression. Cypress Tria

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