Quotes

Others

Mambuza Bongo Player: (recurring line) And look, you can put your weed in it! Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser! Bathroom Attendant: And if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. Keesha's Mom: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic. Man: That's a huge bitch!

Dialogue

Teacher: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only "A". Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there. Eden: Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradamus!

Dialogue

Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends? Jessica: You look good too Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more? Monique: Barfing more.

Dialogue

Jessica/Clive: April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? Everybody threw rocks at you because you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown? I was your only friend. I gave you that locket round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said... April: ...we'd be bestest friends forever.

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Jessica/Clive: (crying into the phone) I should have made love to you when I had the chance. Billy: Father Mulcahy?

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April: Uh, Jessica has a...problem. Keesha: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time? Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus. Keesha: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up. Jessica/Clive: I had my period, OK!

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Jessica/Clive: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eight graders, but you have no idea what it's like, to wake up every morning ... and have to shave your chin. Hildenburg: (crying) Yes, I do.

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April: So uh, can I see it? Jessica/Clive: I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here! April: I'm sorry...Can I see it?

Extra

Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second... BASE-ball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way, then you are a... HOR-ticulturists study flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing guys want from you is a place to put their...COCK-roaches, beetles, butterflies & bugs, nothing makes 'em happier than a giant pair of...JUG-glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is...FORGET IT, NO SUCH LUCK!!!"