The Hot Chick

Mambuza Bongo Player: (recurring line) And look, you can put your weed in it! Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser! Bathroom Attendant: And if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it. Keesha's Mom: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic. Man: That's a huge bitch!

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Teacher: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only "A". Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there. Eden: Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradamus!

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Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends? Jessica: You look good too Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more? Monique: Barfing more.

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Jessica/Clive: April, do you remember in second grade when you moved here from Arkansas? Everybody threw rocks at you because you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown? I was your only friend. I gave you that locket round your neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said... April: ...we'd be bestest friends forever.

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Jessica/Clive: (crying into the phone) I should have made love to you when I had the chance. Billy: Father Mulcahy?

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April: Uh, Jessica has a...problem. Keesha: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time? Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus. Keesha: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up. Jessica/Clive: I had my period, OK!

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