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Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy! Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea? Peck: Never! You're all gonna die. Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"? Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET! Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything. Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben. Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so. Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone. Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night. Snotty Boy: That's called cow tip

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Otis: What did you do that for?! Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you. Otis: You coulda killed him! Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Whee! Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad! Sheep: Baaad. Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! Otis: What? Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us. Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no. Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body. Otis: Stop it! Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him! Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us. Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him. Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again? Freddy: Oh, I know this one... Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face. Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian. Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right? Duke:

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Freddy: Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea? Peck: Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch. Freddy: Yeah, watch. Vision Freddy: Come and get it! [dings the triangle] Pip: Freddy? You okay? Freddy: BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?

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Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it? Otis: Well, I... Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers? Otis: Here's... Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look? Otis: So this... This is about you? Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis? Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and... Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season. Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do? Ben: You have a lot to learn. Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out. Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence. Ot

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What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [la

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Otis: Chicken farm! Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".

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Pizza Twin #1: Dude, I got an ARM! Pizza Twin #2: Yeah! Righteous! [gibbers incoherently]

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Nora Beady: [gasps] Randall, there is a cow outside. Nathan Randall Beady the Third: This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside. Nora Beady: No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper. Nathan Randall Beady the Third: No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on. Nora Beady: Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy. Nathan Randall Beady the Third: [sighs] Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!

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Ben: Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited. Otis: [Otis cellphone] Hello, motto! [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers] Gopher: Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are... Otis: [whispering] Yeah, this really isn't the best time. Gopher: Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again? Otis: Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn] Pip: [grabs the phone] Thank you.

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Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming! Otis: WHAT? Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump. Otis: Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud. Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so...beautiful. Otis: My cud?

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Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts. Duke: Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man". Pig: Well, excuse me for being a pig! Pip: How come nothing's happened yet? Peck: She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh? Pig: Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something? Freddy: What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half? Pig: I didn't say "cow and a half". Freddy: Yes you did. You just did. Pig: Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"? Duke: I'm not doing this. Pip: No, look!

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Eddy: Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings! [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn] Cows: [singing] You got to MOVE!<br />You got to MOVE!<br />You got to MOVE!<br />You got to MOVE!

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Dag: [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around] Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. [laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains] Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. [turns to his coyotes] Boys, take your pick. Etta: You won't be taking any hens tonight. Dag: [growls at Etta] And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh? [laughs evilly] Etta: No. He is. [points at Ben] Dag: [turns his head to find Ben] Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya. Ben: Put the hen down, Dag. Dag: Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [laughs evilly] You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. [the coyotes gather] There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.

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Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back] Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [goes inside the coyote's ear] Coyote: Aaaaaah! There's a mouse in my ear! There's a mouse in my eeeeaar!

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Dag: Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly] Dag: [turns around] What's this? Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Dag: [laughs evilly] This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear. Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it. Freddy: They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it! Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright. Freddy: [regains confidence] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back. Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey! Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.

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Otis: Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, (same things has Ben before his death), but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip? Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.

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Duke: Hey, Otis. We were all talking and we know you may other plans, we understand that, but we really, really appreciate what you did around here. And, well, we were wondering, I don't know, if maybe you planned on staying around a little longer. Otis: [stands up] I'll just say this: [quoting his late father] As long as I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence!