Barnyard

Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy! Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea? Peck: Never! You're all gonna die. Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"? Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET! Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything. Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben. Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so. Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone. Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night. Snotty Boy: That's called cow tip

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Otis: What did you do that for?! Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you. Otis: You coulda killed him! Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Whee! Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad! Sheep: Baaad. Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! Otis: What? Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us. Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no. Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body. Otis: Stop it! Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him! Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us. Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him. Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again? Freddy: Oh, I know this one... Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face. Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian. Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right? Duke:

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Freddy: Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea? Peck: Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch. Freddy: Yeah, watch. Vision Freddy: Come and get it! [dings the triangle] Pip: Freddy? You okay? Freddy: BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?

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Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it? Otis: Well, I... Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers? Otis: Here's... Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look? Otis: So this... This is about you? Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis? Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and... Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season. Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do? Ben: You have a lot to learn. Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out. Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence. Ot

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What, do you wanna be a hero, cow? [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks, snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [la

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Otis: Chicken farm! Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "Tree" or "Rock", but you get to yell "Chicken farm".

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