Year One

Zed: You could be my right-hand man. Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you. Oh: Well, there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now. So we all lose.

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Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something! Oh: Where does the sun go at night? Zed: Pass. Next question. Oh: Where do babies come from? Zed: Pass. Next question. Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot. Zed: In the form of a question! Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot? Zed: Correct!

Year One (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for? Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll. Oh: I feel like a bird!

Year One (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

Year One (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice. Zed: Ha! Not *your* choice!

Year One (film), CC BY-SA 4.0

High Priest: Rub me with oil.. Oh: With my hands? high priest: No, with your nutsack, of course with your hands.

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