The Bear

Gary "Sweeps" Woods: So, how are you going to pass the family test? Delicious or impressive? Sydney Adamu: Delicious is impressive. Sweeps: Word.

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Chef David: Why are you serving broken sauces? Why? I get it. You have a short man's complex. You can barely reach over this fucking table, right? Is this why you have the tattoos and your cool little scars, and you go out and take your smoke breaks? It's fun, isn't it? But here's the thing: you're terrible at this. You're no good at it. Go faster, motherfucker, keep going faster. Why are you so slow? Why are you so fucking slow? Why? You think you're so tough. Yeah. Why don't you say this? Say "Yes, chef, I'm so tough." Carmy Berzatto: Yes, chef. I'm so tough. Chef David: Say fucking "Yes, chef, I'm so tough"! Carmy Berzatto: Yes, chef. I'm so tough. Chef David: You are not tough. You are bullshit. You are talentless. Say fucking hands. Carmy Berzatto: Hands! Chef David: [whispering] You should be dead.

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Sugar: Oh, shut the fuck up. Pete: You want me to shut the fuck up? Sugar: Not you, sweetie, you didn't say anything.

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Richie Jerimovich: It wasn't my phone! Uncle Jimmy: You call an electrician or a plumber, that's it! Richie Jerimovich: I've been saying this shit for fucking years! It wasn't my fucking phone! Uncle Jimmy: [mocking Richie] Oh, Cicero! I'm your guy! I got a kid now, Cicero! I need a fucking real job! Richie Jerimovich: You think I don't know how to pick up a goddamn phone? Uncle Jimmy: [still mocking Richie] Oh, Cicero, can I have tickets to The Lion King? Richie Jerimovich: Pick up a goddamn phone, and we don't even know... how she fell down those stairs. Carmy Berzatto: You want us to get this stuff out back or how do you, uh... Uncle Jimmy: Yeah, take it around the side for me, will you? Carmy Berzatto: Around the side, sure. Uncle Jimmy: Yeah, thanks, Rick. Richie Jerimovich: I fucking hate it when you call me Rick... Uncle Jimmy: I fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone!

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Hey, uh, you guys wanna see something disgusting? I don't understand it. It's so mysterious to me. He's sitting there, sleeping like a baby. I wanna beat the living fucking crap out of him. [looking over a sleeping Pete]

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Marcus Brooks: I won't make a mistake again. Carmy Berzatto: Yeah, you will. But not 'cause you're you, just 'cause shit happens. I started a fryer fire the night after I won Food & Wine 's Best New Chef; nearly burned the place down. Marcus Brooks: For real? Carmy Berzatto: For real. This weird thing happens too; you have this minute where you're watching the fire and you're thinking, "If I don't do anything, this place will burn down and all of my anxiety will go away with it." Marcus Brooks: And then you put the fire out. Carmy Berzatto: Then you put the fire out.

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