Gen V

Emma Meyer: You want a White Claw? Marie Moreau: It's 9:00 in the morning. Emma Meyer: It's 10:01 somewhere

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Uh, dude, I am not sweating The Incredible Steve. Or anyone that has "the" in their name.

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Marie Moreau: So what were you doing? Emma Meyer: Uh, my YouTube show. Fun Sized with Little Cricket? You haven't seen it? Oh. Well, I'm kind of like PewDiePie without the Nazi stuff.

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Bob: Did you know supes have a wider range of hearing than us? Like dogs. [He turns up the sound as Andre groans in pain; a female guard appears behind him] Intruder #5: Hey, Bob. Turn it off. Bob: Or what? Intruder #5: I said, turn it off, Bob. Right fucking now. [She switches it off and holds up her flashlight] Bob: What are you doing? Intruder #5: I'll tell you what I'm doing, Bob. First, you're gonna get this flashlight nice and wet with your slutty fucking mouth. Bob: What the fuck is wrong with you? Intruder #5: Then I'm gonna stuff it right up your tight little chocolate starfish until you see God. [Cate suddenly appears behind Bob and touches him, pushing him with her mind] Cate Dunlap: Do it. You know you want to. Andre Anderson: [Bewildered] The fuck...? Bob: Gimme that fucking flashlight! [Gets down on his knees and starts sucking enthusiastically]

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Indira Shetty: Vought hired me because I'm a problem solver. When 400 kids learnt they weren't gifts from God but their parents drugged them with Compound V as infants, I barely had any suicides, did I? Ashley Barrett: Well, you had one tonight.

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Sam: What's the name... of my all-time favorite movie? Emma Meyer: Well, you're a white guy, so... Uh, Godfather, Star Wars or Shawshank.

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