Hollow Man

Sebastian: Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman? Matt: Stop clowning around. Sebastian: No, come on, this is a good one. Superman's flying over Metropolis, right? He's horny as hell and he's checking out the rooftops. And all of a sudden, he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean, she is lying there, buck naked, and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked, right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Oh, my God, I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." But then, he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping, he'll be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman, right? He's faster than a speeding bullet. So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?", and the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my asshole is killing me." That's funny, right? Matt: Hmm. Sebastian: C'mon, guys. That's funny.

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Linda: Sebastian, do you have any idea what time it is? Sebastian: Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

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Linda: 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How? Sebastian: The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

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Frank: [over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken. Sebastian: How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. I am.

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Frank: I just hope we're not making a snuff film. Rolling. Janice: If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche. Frank: Janice, how can you say that? Janice: Sorry. Frank: The Porsche is mine.

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Matt: Any last words? Sebastian: Yeah - if I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

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