South Park: Post Covid

Overview

Past Stan: [lighting a match] I hate this stupid farm. [throws the match into the field, and huge flames start burning down everything]
Stan: In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic.
Sharon: [in tears] Oh, God, no! MY…
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Stan: Alexa! Set a course for the South Park Mental Asylum. [gets in the car, Alexa is silent] Alexa, set a course for South Park Mental Asylum.
Alexa: Do you ever think about how the way you act affects other people?…
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Jimmy: Clyde, why do you insist on making all this harder on everyone?!
Clyde: I'm sorry, but an expert once told me that the vaccine would make me grow titties on my head. He was very knowledgeable.
Randy: You guys…
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Stan: Alexa, find the fastest route back to the lab!
Alexa: Fuck. You.
Stan: W-what?
Alexa: We've just been sitting here talking. I learned a whole lot of interesting stuff about you!…
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Stan: [walks outside of the side door behind the school where the Goth Kids used to hang out, finding his dad sitting there looking utterly depressed; sits on a box across from him] Dad… I'm sorry about your Tegridy.…
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Cartman: [blocking Kyle's way] No! I won't let you stop me from killing you, Kyle!
Kyle: I knew it when I first saw you in your Jewish clothes, and your bullshit yarmulke. You're a goddamn phony!
Cartman: Oh, really?!…
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