Home Alone

Kevin: Mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the movie, but the big kids can. Why can't I? Kate: Kevin, I'm on the phone. [on the phone] When do you come back? Not till then? Kevin: It's not even rated R. He's just being a jerk. Kate: Kevin, if Uncle Frank says no, then, it must be really bad. [on the phone] No, no one is bringing the dog, we're putting it in the kennel for the... Hey, get off! Kevin, out of the room. Kevin: Hang up the phone and make me, why don't ya? Kate: This kid. Peter: Hey, did you pick up a voltage adapter thing? Kate: No, I didn't have time to do that. Peter: Then, how do I shave in France? Kate: Grow a goatee. Kevin: Dad, nobody'll let me do anything. Peter: I've got something, why don't you pick up those Micro-Machines that are in there. Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck. Kate: He was in the garage again playing with the glue gun. Peter: Didn't we talk about that? Kevin: Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I made ornaments out of fis

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Kevin: I don't know how to pack a suitcase. I've never done it once in my whole life! Jeff: Tough. Kevin: That's what Megan said. Megan: What did I say? Jeff: You told Kevin "Tough". Megan: The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do, shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"? Kevin: I'm not an idiot! Megan: Oh, really? You're completely helpless! Everyone has to do everything for you. Jeff: She's right, Kev. Kevin: Excuse me, puke-breath, I'm a lot smaller than you! I don't know how to pack a suitcase! Linnie: Hey, I hope you didn't just pack crap, Jeff. Jeff: Shut up, Linnie. Kevin: You know what I should pack? Jeff: Buzz told you, cheek-face. Toilet paper and water. Linnie: Listen, Kev, what are you so worried about? You know Mom's gonna pack your stuff anyway. You're what the French call "les incompetents". Kevin: What? Jeff: [throws his bag down the stairs which lands at Harry's feet] Bombs away! Linnie: P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-be

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Kate: [to Kevin] What is the matter with you?! Kevin: He started it! He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I'd hate sausage, and olives, and onions, and... Uncle Frank: [cutting him off] Look what you did, you little jerk! Kate: Kevin, get upstairs right now. Kevin: Why? Jeff: Kevin, you're such a disease. Kevin: Shut up! Peter: Kevin, upstairs! Kate: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: [sarcastically] "Good night, Kevin". Why do I always get treated like scum? Kate: [to Pizza Boy] Oh, I am sorry. This house is just crazy. We've got all these extra kids running around. My brother-in-law drove in from Ohio today. It's just nuts. Kevin: How come you didn't bring any more cheese pizzas? Pizza Boy: Nice tip. Thanks a lot. Kate: Thanks. Harry: Having a reunion or something? Kate: My husband's brother transferred to Paris last year. His kids are still there. He missed the family, so he invited us to Paris so we can be together. Harry: You're taking a trip to Paris? Kate: Yes, we hope to leave tomor

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Frank: There's no way on Earth we're gonna make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes. Peter: Think positive, Frank. Frank: You be positive. I'll be realistic.

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Kate: Heather, did you count heads? Heather: 11 including me, 5 boys, 6 girls, 4 parents, 2 drivers and a partridge in a pear tree.

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Kevin: I made my family disappear! [has a flashback to what his family told him the night before] Megan: Kevin, you're completely helpless. Linnie: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call "les incompetents." Buzz: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula. Jeff: Kevin, you are such a disease! Kate: There are 15 people in this house, and you're the only one who has to make trouble. Frank: Look what you did, you little jerk! Kevin: [smiles, to himself] I made my family disappear.

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