Bewitched

Samantha: Mother, Darrin's off today. Endora: I think you're just noticing it for the first time.

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Just because you chose to be a cow doesn't mean you have to be a stupid one.

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Samantha: You see, everything turns out for the best. Darrin: Yeah, when you're around to give everything a big assist, it does.

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Darrin: I know why you don't want to let me in there. Samantha: You do? Darrin: Mm-hm. I finally figured it out. Ladies club, right? Samantha: Sort of. Darrin: Is it the committee for the bazaar? Samantha: Oh, I'd certainly call them a bizarre committee.

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That was no lady, that was my mother-in-law!

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Samantha: Darrin, I'm leaving you. Darrin: Sam! Samantha: I'm going home to Mother. Darrin: What do you mean "going home to Mother"? Your mother's always here!

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