Lee Evans

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1964 age 0

   Born

2. 1997 age 33

   CreditMouse Hunt

   CreditThe Fifth Element

3. 1998 age 34

   CreditThere's Something About Mary

4. 2003 age 39

   CreditThe Medallion

• ASAlan Silvestri1 title
• BWBruce Willis1 title
• CWChristopher Walken1 title
• GOGary Oldman1 title
• ECEdison Chen1 title
• TJTommy Lister Jr.1 title
• JRJohn Rhys-Davies1 title
• IHIan Holm1 title
• MJMichael Jeter1 title
• BSBen Stiller1 title

• It's like unison, "Welcome to speech therapy, all together!"..."NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0

• "We don't get telly round our way, sir"! "Yeah, we hang you buggers round our way, we do"… "No, we all came on the same coach, sir"… "Norwich, that's us, sir." There's a bloke on the fifth row going "You're gonna die now, sir, you are!"

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0

• Bees. They don't know they've even got a fuckin' sting. It's like buzzes, it's a twat with a shotgun!

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0

• My wife, she is a beautiful woman, but in labour she turned into fucking Jack Nicholson from The Shining. "You. You fucking did this to me!" "But I thought it was a shared experience" "No. You fucking did this!"

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0

• They'll drop a cage into the water, and the shark'll be. like, "What you doin' down 'ere? What you fuckin' doin' down 'ere?" And they'll get a bit of meat on a stick and go "Oy! Wanker! Bleurgh!" And they’ll go "Oh, is that for me?" [pretends to shove meat in shark’s mouth] "You fuckin’..."

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0

• I was thinking to myself out there — well, you wouldn't think you're anybody else, would you?

  Lee Evans (comedian), CC BY-SA 4.0