Alan Bennett

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1934 age 0

   Born

2. 1994 age 60

   CreditThe Madness of King George

   CreditThe Madness of King Georgescreenwriter

• RARoger Ashton-Griffiths1 title
• RGRupert Graves1 title
• IHIan Holm1 title
• RHRyan Hurst1 title
• TATariq Anwar1 title
• CSCyril Shaps1 title
• ASAdrian Scarborough1 title
• KAKen Adam1 title
• RERupert Everett1 title
• JCJim Carter1 title

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  Photo:Allan warrenCC BY-SA 3.0

• Geoff: We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Brian (asked how he feels about being a politician): Passes the time. Fills in that awkward gap between the cradle and the grave.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• George: That flaming dog has messed on our steps again. It's the one species I wouldn't mind seeing disappear from the face of the earth. I wish they were like the White Rhino—six of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males. Do you know what dogs are? They're those beer-sodden soccer fans piling out of coaches in a lay-by, yanking their cocks out without a blush and pissing up against the wall thirty-nine in a row. I can't stand it.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Polly: Question is whether you hate the coach party because they're like the dogs or hate the dogs because they're like the coach party.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• George: I hate them all.

  Alan Bennett, CC BY-SA 4.0