Kathy Griffin

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1960 age 0

   Born

2. 1994 age 34

   CreditPulp Fiction

3. 1995 age 35

   CreditFour Rooms

4. 1996 age 36

   CreditThe Cable Guy

5. 2011 age 51

   CreditHall Pass

   CreditThe Muppets

• JBJack Black3 titles
• QTQuentin Tarantino2 titles
• BWBruce Willis2 titles
• TRTim Roth2 titles
• PCPaul Calderón2 titles
• LBLawrence Bender2 titles
• ASAndrzej Sekuła2 titles
• SMSally Menke2 titles
• DTDanny Trejo2 titles
• DGDave Grohl2 titles

• Can you believe this shit? Hell has frozen over. Now, a lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is- suck it, Jesus! This award is my god now!

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

• 4th booster f**kers. Oh, and CVS gave us EIGHT free Covid tests for getting boosted!

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

• You know what's great about my mom? She compulsively swears and doesn't know it. Like...I mean, she doesn't have Tourettes. I could never get that lucky. Can you imagine how it would be to have parents with Tourettes? I would be in heaven...but anyway. That is one funny fucking disease.

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

• Have you guys noticed that Madonna is British now? OK, let's talk about her lineage for a minute. Raised in Michigan, moved to New York, is British. She started turning British like at the Golden Globes and she was doing the interviews and she says "telly" instead of "television" and she uses the word "actually" way too much and then she's also sorta bringing her voice down to a register around here (brings her voice down) and she's being interviewed for the Golden Globes and she's got whole, you know, crazy hair that everybody hated and everybody has and they were saying, "Well, Madonna, we're so glad to have you at the Golden Globes." (speaks in Madonna British accent) "Well, actually, it is more fun to come here than watch it on the telly". You know. Look, I'm from the midwest- its a TV.

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

• There's something about Shania Twain I just don't trust. I don't know, I can't put my finger...she's just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass.

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

• (describing Celine Dion's family of 14 siblings) You know there is just issues and boundries and secrets. The name of my book.

  Kathy Griffin, CC BY-SA 4.0

Nationalities

United States

Languages

English

Years active

1965–

Education

Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute, Oak Park and River Forest High School, Triton College