Russell Brand

You know, the relationships we 'ave, everything sort of bubbles under the surface. No one ever says what they actually mean, do they? It's all a bit pappy and rubbish.
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0
[After a boxing match in which Brand punched his father hard enough for the older man to fall to his knees] Shall we go down the pub and chat up some birds? Do something we're both good at?
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0
BNP Member: Listen, you told us that you wanted to come up here to make a politically neutral documentary.<br>Russell Brand: No, I can't be neutral mate it's too important, I'm not going to let you destroy my fucking planet!
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0
BNP Member: I am proud to be white, and I am proud to be British.<br>Brand: But you should find other things to be proud of mate.
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0
[After pleasuring a gay man named Gary in a Soho toilet] My tendencies and inclinations towards women are very, very powerful.
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0
When my dad left, you know, I'd give my mum hell sometimes, but really she's the one that stayed, isn't she? Poor cow, she didn't need that kind of aggravation.
Russell Brand, CC BY-SA 4.0

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Nationalities: United Kingdom
Height: 185 cm
Languages: English
Years active: 1994–
Instruments: voice
Education: Drama Centre London, Italia Conti Academy of Theatre Arts, Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, The Hathaway Academy