Quotes

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Maria Beetle: [over the phone] Talk to me. Ladybug: I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back. Maria Beetle: I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun. Ladybug: Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore. Maria Beetle: Some conflicts require a gun. Ladybug: Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing? Maria Beetle: A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler. Ladybug: There's nothing simple about this job! Maria Beetle: There's something else going on here. Ladybug: Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.

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Maria Beetle: Are you nervous? Ladybug: Yeah, I'm nervous. Maria Beetle: You sound nervous. Ladybug: Because I am, in fact, nervous.

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Lemon: You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? Tangerine: Here we go. Lemon: Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing. Its twists, violence, drama, no message. What's the point? Huh? What are we supposed to learn? Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.

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Lemon: Who the fuck are you? Ladybug: Really? You don't remember me? Lemon: You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.

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Wolf: [angrily] I am going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine! Ladybug: Dude, I don't even know you!

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Maria Beetle: Are you hiding in a bathroom? Ladybug: Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now. Maria Beetle: Boundaries. We need boundaries.

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The Elder: A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree. Ladybug: He resents the... resents the farmer? Lemon: So how do plums have fucking resentments now? Ladybug: Oh. So it can resent? The Elder: Listen. The White Death is the farmer. Ladybug: So we're the plums. We're the plums? Lemon: It don't make sense! Why are you motherfuckers using metaphors? Look, HE SHOT MY BROTHER! The Elder: YOU SHOT MY SON! [pause, calmly] We prepare together, or we die alone. Ladybug: That's... all I was trying to say.

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The Hornet: [as she's trying to inject Ladybug] One little prick, and you know what happens? Ladybug: Yes! The Hornet: Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your fucking eye socket. Ladybug: I said, "Yes!"

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Tangerine: Oh, no thank you. Ladybug: You know what? Do you have anything sparkling? Ladybug: That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato. Ladybug: Sure you don't wanna talk this out? Tangerine: Not particularly, no. Ladybug: Ah, okay.

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Ladybug: [as they're fighting] I know who killed the kid! Tangerine: Yeah? Where the fuck is he then? Ladybug: He's on the train! Tangerine: Oh, well, that narrows it down then, doesn't it?

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The Elder: Everything that's ever happened has led you here. Fate. Ladybug: Well, that's a shit deal.

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Tangerine: Game's up, mate. For what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole, and I'm glad you're going to fucking die with me. Ladybug: That's nice.

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Ladybug: [referring to Lemon] Well, he seemed like a decent guy. Kimura: He shot me. Ladybug: Me too. Twice. Still, he had another side to him.

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Prince: [on his son and grandson] They're dead, both of them. The Elder: [revealing her assassin is dead] You tried to kill my grandson... did you really think I would leave him unprotected?